For Laughs:
Adam And Eve Comedy
God comes on
stage. Looking for Adam
God: Adam, Adam….where is this
gentleman?
Adam: oh home boy, are you back.
God: No am not back, you are soo
mumu, dats y any lady you propose to turns u down.
Adam: like seriously
God: smile cos today, good news
has come, I am going to let you sleep and before u wake up, I will do magic.
Now go to sleep…..( Adam is leaving), plss come back, come back, who urinated
on my carpet yesterday?
Adam: ahhh, am I the only living
thing in this garden, have you forgotten, you made animals too, ask the cow.
(Adam leaves but sleeps on stage. God picks a stick and that’s the rib and
forms eve)
God: wake up Adam, mission
accomplished
Adam: aah ba where is she?
God: here is she?
Adam:(he looks surprised) she
looks strange and different from the other animals.. what is it, a scorpion or
antelope
God: No mumu….this is eve, the
flesh of ur flesh and bone of ur bone. From you did I made her. She will keep
you company … I am going to lapaz and let me gv me u one rule before I leave
cos I will arrive unexpected. Eat and use everything in this garden, one thing
u should not do, plss no dumso dumso in my garden…come lemme show you u
something, no one should ever touch that tree, less you die.
( God leaves )
Eve: God has left oo, so wat do
we do next?
Adam: woman, u don’t ask me too
many questions okay, am the man here. One more question and I will take my rib
back.wowo, I am tired, am off to bed now. (Adam goes to sleep) (Devil comes on
stage)
Devil: sssssssssssss,
approach…(eve draws closer) herh, u look soo charming, wu get birth to you ?
Eve: no one get birth to me, am
jux a rib.
Devil: woow, nice rib, where Is
the mumu guy?
Eve: he is asleep, he doesn’t
like me.
Devil: yes I
know, dats y I have come. It is because you have not tasted of the good fruit.
So he sees you as cow.
Eve: eii, ole
seke or wat. Please help me, I will do everything.
Devil: did you
say everything, okay, have you seen that tree over there.
Eve: yes I can
over see.
Devil: that’s
your solution, go and eat all the fruits on it, let him have jux one bite, and
he will appreciate you.
Eve: thank you,
I didn’t even ask of ur name oo
Devil: oh
you’ve made me shy, I am very popular, even kids know me
Eve: okay I get
it….bye ( devil leaves) eve takes apple bite and gives some to Adam
Adam: hey
bebey, for how long have you being in this garden.
Eve: for three
days
Adam: and I
never told you how beautiful you are,
Eve: is because
u are deaf and dump ( God comes back)
God: am back my
children
Adam: oh dx old
boi paa, u should have waited kakra.
God: heh, mina
woni me kasa saa no, or have you tasted wat I told thee not to thee touch.
Adam: oh
father, forgive me, is a mistake from the mistake of a human you gave me.
Eve: oh God, forgive me, the fruit was like a blackberry touch so I
touched.
God: for wat u
all have done is a taboo against my sacrilege , I am a patient God so your
punishment is that, gob3 will be your portion till I revoke it… now out of my
sight…(they all leave)…if anyone else disobeys me, gob3 will be your portion as
well…enjoy the fiesta………the end.
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